Evil Genius

I totally have a racket going in the free meal department.

First of all there is the Army Dude, who buys me a meal or two every week. Then there are my co-workers, one of whom brings me soups and chili for which she is justly famous among her friends, and another who brings me his latest culinary creations. Also, the people in the office across the hall give me leftover baked goods from their many free lunches staff meetings.

Mwahahahahaha!