I wasn't invited to the official royal wedding breakfast (must have been an oversight), so I created my own. I got up just in time to see the Hot Royal Brothers go into Westminster Abbey. Great timing, if you ask me.
Yes, I really am sitting in front of my computer in pajamas and faux jewels, sipping tea and eating freshly baked biscuits. I've also been joining in the commentary on GoFugYourself.com. This is the most fun I've had at a wedding, ever.